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Link Lovin’

The Frisky - Ten Movie Dorks We Totally Loved - For all the women out there like me who absolutely love dorks. I think it would be so cool if McLovin were my boyfriend.

If You See Something - Three Kinds of Sex - A clever visual aid. Funny.

Violet Blue: Open Source Sex - Prayers of Boobies Worldwide, Answered - Wondering how they’ll go about determining sizes for these. I’m sure I’ll have to get mine custom made.

Sexuality Happens  - Why I Don’t Really Want Gay Marriage - This echos some of my own feelings about marriage.

Happy Weekend!

HNT - Lady In Red

I love the color red.

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday everyone!

Erotic Shorts - Strapping On

image via Chagrin

“Fuck me,” he said.

I smiled and readied myself to mount him yet again but his voice, soft, barely audible, stopped me.

“No not like that. Fuck me like you fuck Julie.”

After a moment of genuine confusion I started to comprehend his meaning.

We’d talked about it sure, but it was just talk.

“You sure?”

“Yes”

I opened the goodie drawer and reached for the dildo first, then the harness, then the lube.

I readied myself and looked over to see he’d already lain on his belly, ass cheeks spread wide for me….

Japanese Sex Doll

You know, I can actually see the appeal of a sex doll. Too bad they don’t seem to make any for women. I’d be first in line for a Johnny Depp doll.

“Pay No Attention To That Man Behind The Curtain”

Exhibit A:

Just about any Johnny Depp character will do but we’ll go with his portrayal of Don Juan DeMarco, world’s greatest lover, for emphasis. Ignore the fact that he’s dressed like it’s Halloween.

The songs tell you “you’ll always be my endless love” but most times what you really get is “bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks”.

I remember visiting my ex’s parents out West. There was a large group of us at breakfast and my ex was lovingly telling the story of how we met. He ended the vignette by saying..”a match made in heaven”. I tried to catch myself before I made the face but the reaction was immediate. “Sometimes” I said in rebuttal. An uncle of his just laughed and said to me that there probably isn’t a woman on earth that thinks men are wonderfully infallible. “We’re screwing something up about every hour,” he said and went on to say that he admired the female gender’s patience with the men.

In general, I think that what people tend to expect form relationships and from their partners is just too much. Ordinary people aren’t always perfect and consistant. They’re not always considerate. They don’t always know what you want to need before you tell them and even if they do, who’s to say they’re capable or even willing to deliver it.

Another Good Reason to Wrap It Up

HNT - Cracking The Whip

The fishnets and pumps make a reappearance this week…along with another very special accessory. The mistress is VERY displeased!

Happy happy HNT to all!

Moviesex - Eurotrip

I LOVE this movie! Although I’ve seen it a million times, Eurotrip never fails to make me laugh hysterically.

In this scene, the gang ends up wandering around Amsterdam. Cooper makes it his mission to find a sex club (his goal for the trip was simply to have “hot European sex”.

As you can see from the clip, the sex got a little too hot for him.

Watching this makes me want to tie some poor, unsuspecting fellow down and ass rape him.

And I love Lucy Lawless’ dress.

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Sugasm 143

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #144? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Anti-Porn Protest Gets Weird
“People get very excited about their causes and lack the sense to see if the information backs them up. ”

The Come Shot

“You don’t see their bodies going blotchily red and hear them howling like a banshee.”

Third Time’s a Charm
“If I lift my kilt on Bourbon Street I’m much more likely to get arrested than if Elizabeth takes off her top.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
In My Office

More Sugasm

Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
The game is afoot!!
I Look Good Naked
It is a Journey that Defies Labels
My Doppelgänger Wrote About Me!
My First Peeping Tom
Perfect vs Good
Why I hate threesomes
You Say Po-tay-to, I Say Po-tah-to

Sex & Politics
Musings on Masculinity: Gabe
Prostitution: To Legalize Or Not?

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blonde whore sex video with blowjob
Cam Lover is addicted to CamWithHer clips
Femdom Mz Berlin Double Fists Audrey Hollander’s Ass In Lesbian Bondage Scene On Chanta’s Bitches
First post, first HNT!
Fuck me like your bitch boy (pic)
Girls and computers
Half-Nekkid with a New Toy
Jodie Marsh in Hot Party Dress Spilling Out her Boobs
Ms. Elle with Lash
Phone Sex Grandma
Satine Phoenix Forced To Cum On Fucking Machines
Tits for Troops
Where are the women?
X Marks The Spot

Sex Advice
Study The Master: How to Flirt, The Dean Martin Way
Thai green curry is the way to a spicy sex life

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
20 Questions With Tina Tyler
Andrew Blake Thinks He’s Stan Brakhage
Interview with John of Leather Thorn Paddles
Perpetuating Stupid Stereotypes
Review: The Clover Plug
Sextoy Review! The GIGI “Pleasure Object” by LELO
Win A Vollers Corset From Mio Destino Lingerie

Erotic Writing and Experiences
After tapas
Autobiography of a Masturbator: Porn O’Graphicus, Part 3
Can you keep quiet?
Contrast (a love song)
Fiction: Hipster Girl
Hard times, hard-ons, hookers, & strippers
I need to fuck Amanda.
A Little Tingle
Marcy(fantasy)
Mister McIntyre’s Secret - Part One
Mrs. Kink Gets Kinky Email From D
No reservations. part 6
“Once there was a boy and he was beautiful… “
One Track Mind
Pre-MILF II
She danced into my fairytale-Part Three
She Kissed Me
She-some
Slut in the park
Try not to scream…
View From The Balcony

Sex Humor
Taking the Piss Out of the Internet, One Golden Shower at a Time

BDSM & Fetish
Amber’s Wedding Day Confession (Part Three/Continued)
Catalina loves FetLife
Chained
Famed Dom Sgt. Major Brings His Slutty Friends To Backdoor Bondage
Fine Art 101
The locks are broken
A Master And Femdom Cane A Slut Who Kneels On Frozen Peas, While In Bondage
Prelude in E (for Embarrassment)
r’s naughty thoughts on a scene with his Mistress and Ms. Nikki Nefarious
Strap On Play Is Not Just A Fetish, It’s Fun!
Sub night
The Tea Party
A virgin does Thunder, part II
Weekend, part two: dancing
A Wicked Tease

Link Lovin’

NYT - Marriage, Divorce and Alzheimer’s Risk - Another plot by the government to get us all married off.

Gawker - Volunteer Bloggers: Stop Subsidizing The Entire Internet - While I’m not against writing for free in some cases, I do feel that writers get abused.

Violet Blue: Open Source Sex - The 10 Commandments of Writing Smutt - Read this and thou shalt improve thy smutt.

The Kivin Method: Guaranteed Orgasm for Women - Uh, women found the secret to guaranteed orgasms ages ago. It’s called the Hitachi Magic Wand.

Cool Hunting - Spray-On Condom - Not sure if this is cool or creepy.

Jezebel - When Did You Discovered That You’d Morphed Into Your Mom? - Lord know I tried to fight it, but it happened anyway.

BOINKOLOGY - Gentlemen Prefer A Size 12 - YAY!