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10 Things I Find Extremely Sexy on Men

The things that are sexy about men are wonderfully varied and abundant.

The list that follows highlights just ten of my absolute favorites in no particular order.

1. Dimples - I feel a twitch in my nether regions each and every time I see a man’s face crease when he smiles. I become absolutely undone.

Eddie Cibrian sports a pair of the deepest dimples I’ve ever seen.

2. Crow’s feet - A big no-no on women (supposedly), but for some reason I love, love them on men. There’s something about creases around the eyes, especially when smiling, that suggests benevolence and wisdom.

I think Knoxville actually looks better in the before. Don’t hide those Crow’s feet!

3. Accents - Yes, even French accents. Seriously, there’s something about a foreign accent that just melts my butter. Pretty much any accent will do. The last man I “talked to” was from my parents’ native Jamaica. My parents were very keen on my sister and I not sounding Caribbean so there wasn’t much broken English going on in our household. I’d make him repeat the most mundane things just so I could revel in his thick Patois. It was refreshing.

4. Hair - The long, thick kind. I’m not knocking the shorter cuts. I realize the longish hair doesn’t work on all men. But when I see ponytails, dark or light, or hair that’s just brushing the tops of a man’s shoulders, I get the urge to lace my fingers in it and pull.

Nobody does sexy hair better than Johnny Depp!

5. Tattoos - My love for tattoos may just be a remnant from my “bad boy” phase. But nevertheless, I’m always intrigued when I see one, especially when placed on a nicely defined bicep, and want to know more about it and the man wearing it.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Beautiful, mixed, tattooed.

6. Good buns - And I ain’t talkin’ buttermilk biscuits! I’m notorious for “goosing”. What can I say? I like a nice ass.

7. Happy trails - …make me wanna follow.

8. Suits - When a man cleans up, it shows he means business.

9. 5 o’clock shadows - I like a reasonable amount of scruff. I know it’s totally irrational but there’s something about flirting with a clean-shaven man that makes me feel like a pedophile.

This pic of Josh Holloway (LOST’s Sawyer) showcases a perfect trifecta of 5 o’clock shadow, dimples and hair. Sexy!

10. Muscles - I really couldn’t choose between pectorals, biceps, shoulders, forearms and lovely muscular thighs so I grouped them all into one category.

Actually, I just wanted an excuse to use this picture.

I’m salivating looking at this.

Muscles, in any muscle group, while not a strict requirement, are hot (as Djimon Hounsou so expertly demonstrates).