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Outsource your sex life Part 2 (the extreme makeover edition)

I admit that I thought that scene in Bladerunner  (when Harrison Ford violently and passionately makes out with the robot chick) was very hot.

I also admit that sometimes I feel cheated by futuristic movies like Bladerunner.

It’s the year 2008 already. Where are the flying cars? The push button houses?

Films like this certainly had me thinking the world would be a lot more… well… futuristic by now.

And then I came across this article and bit my tongue.

Well the upside is, you can now have everything you’ve always wanted in a man (and when you change your mind, you can change him too).

The downside is that he won’t exactly be a man, no matter how much he looks and acts like one (ahem, Bladerunner, and now I’m thinking all sorts of creepy thoughts that look like a cross between The Matrix and a bad porno).

I for one hope I’m never that hard up.

And I wonder what this implies for the future of sex workers.

Could the world’s oldest profession actually be rendered obsolete?

The Elusive Vaginal Orgasm

I suppose I should consider myself lucky.

I haven’t had a problem having vaginal orgasms.

For as long as I could remember, even with my very first boyfriend, friction between me and a man’s penis was more than enough to make me come.

That’s why it’s hard for me to relate when I read articles that say most women can’t come without some form of clitoral stimulation.

I’m not knocking clitoral stimulation, in fact I’m a huge fan of it.

But there is nothing like the feeling of an orgasm starting to bubble up in your lower abdomen and that feeling getting more and more intense until it just rips through you, leaving you a whimpering, quivering mess.

*sigh*

I’m not trying to gloat or rub it in the faces of women who have trouble in this area. Nor am I trying to oversimplify the matter by giving shallow tips.

Just want to share what’s worked for me so far.
1). I suspect being comfortable with yourself and your sexuality has a lot to do with it. I think it makes sense that if you’re uncomfortable during any given sex act, you won’t come.

2). I know I’ve never had explosive orgsams with a man I wasn’t totally into (or at least I must have an insane physical chemistry with him) and so I make it a point not to have sex unless the man falls into one of the two above categories.

And if he falls into both…watch out now.

Comfort with your partner…big plus.

3). I also read that orgasm get easier for women after she’s come once already. It’s been true in my experience. I find it way easier to have a vaginal orgasm after I’ve had a clitoral one.

4). Move around. When it comes to thrusting, angle is everything.

5). Telling him to speed up doesn’t hurt either.

Incidentally, I’ve never experienced the phenomenon that is squirting (at least not with a man, I’ve squirted by myself once).

Any pointers in that arena?

If I’m ever reincarnated as a man…

…someone please remind me not to hang out of the window of my car(at 3 in the morning no less), yell “Hey girl” at a woman passing by and expect her to swoon.

Hey, If it Works for Fruit Flies…

What? Now you can turn “gay” fruit flies “straight”?

I’m not sure why anyone would even bother to do a study like this, especially on fruit flies but I will say this.

Maybe then there’s hope for all the women who’ve ever had a hopeless crush on a gay man and have tried unsuccessfully to “turn” him.

I’m being facetious of course.

I suspect that making any gay man suddenly straight will make him much less charming and spoil whatever it is I love so much about them.

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