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“Pay No Attention To That Man Behind The Curtain”

Exhibit A:

Just about any Johnny Depp character will do but we’ll go with his portrayal of Don Juan DeMarco, world’s greatest lover, for emphasis. Ignore the fact that he’s dressed like it’s Halloween.

The songs tell you “you’ll always be my endless love” but most times what you really get is “bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks”.

I remember visiting my ex’s parents out West. There was a large group of us at breakfast and my ex was lovingly telling the story of how we met. He ended the vignette by saying..”a match made in heaven”. I tried to catch myself before I made the face but the reaction was immediate. “Sometimes” I said in rebuttal. An uncle of his just laughed and said to me that there probably isn’t a woman on earth that thinks men are wonderfully infallible. “We’re screwing something up about every hour,” he said and went on to say that he admired the female gender’s patience with the men.

In general, I think that what people tend to expect form relationships and from their partners is just too much. Ordinary people aren’t always perfect and consistant. They’re not always considerate. They don’t always know what you want to need before you tell them and even if they do, who’s to say they’re capable or even willing to deliver it.

Another Good Reason to Wrap It Up

HNT - Cracking The Whip

The fishnets and pumps make a reappearance this week…along with another very special accessory. The mistress is VERY displeased!

Happy happy HNT to all!

Moviesex - Eurotrip

I LOVE this movie! Although I’ve seen it a million times, Eurotrip never fails to make me laugh hysterically.

In this scene, the gang ends up wandering around Amsterdam. Cooper makes it his mission to find a sex club (his goal for the trip was simply to have “hot European sex”.

As you can see from the clip, the sex got a little too hot for him.

Watching this makes me want to tie some poor, unsuspecting fellow down and ass rape him.

And I love Lucy Lawless’ dress.

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Sugasm 143

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #144? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Anti-Porn Protest Gets Weird
“People get very excited about their causes and lack the sense to see if the information backs them up. ”

The Come Shot

“You don’t see their bodies going blotchily red and hear them howling like a banshee.”

Third Time’s a Charm
“If I lift my kilt on Bourbon Street I’m much more likely to get arrested than if Elizabeth takes off her top.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
In My Office

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Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
The game is afoot!!
I Look Good Naked
It is a Journey that Defies Labels
My Doppelgänger Wrote About Me!
My First Peeping Tom
Perfect vs Good
Why I hate threesomes
You Say Po-tay-to, I Say Po-tah-to

Sex & Politics
Musings on Masculinity: Gabe
Prostitution: To Legalize Or Not?

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blonde whore sex video with blowjob
Cam Lover is addicted to CamWithHer clips
Femdom Mz Berlin Double Fists Audrey Hollander’s Ass In Lesbian Bondage Scene On Chanta’s Bitches
First post, first HNT!
Fuck me like your bitch boy (pic)
Girls and computers
Half-Nekkid with a New Toy
Jodie Marsh in Hot Party Dress Spilling Out her Boobs
Ms. Elle with Lash
Phone Sex Grandma
Satine Phoenix Forced To Cum On Fucking Machines
Tits for Troops
Where are the women?
X Marks The Spot

Sex Advice
Study The Master: How to Flirt, The Dean Martin Way
Thai green curry is the way to a spicy sex life

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
20 Questions With Tina Tyler
Andrew Blake Thinks He’s Stan Brakhage
Interview with John of Leather Thorn Paddles
Perpetuating Stupid Stereotypes
Review: The Clover Plug
Sextoy Review! The GIGI “Pleasure Object” by LELO
Win A Vollers Corset From Mio Destino Lingerie

Erotic Writing and Experiences
After tapas
Autobiography of a Masturbator: Porn O’Graphicus, Part 3
Can you keep quiet?
Contrast (a love song)
Fiction: Hipster Girl
Hard times, hard-ons, hookers, & strippers
I need to fuck Amanda.
A Little Tingle
Marcy(fantasy)
Mister McIntyre’s Secret - Part One
Mrs. Kink Gets Kinky Email From D
No reservations. part 6
“Once there was a boy and he was beautiful… “
One Track Mind
Pre-MILF II
She danced into my fairytale-Part Three
She Kissed Me
She-some
Slut in the park
Try not to scream…
View From The Balcony

Sex Humor
Taking the Piss Out of the Internet, One Golden Shower at a Time

BDSM & Fetish
Amber’s Wedding Day Confession (Part Three/Continued)
Catalina loves FetLife
Chained
Famed Dom Sgt. Major Brings His Slutty Friends To Backdoor Bondage
Fine Art 101
The locks are broken
A Master And Femdom Cane A Slut Who Kneels On Frozen Peas, While In Bondage
Prelude in E (for Embarrassment)
r’s naughty thoughts on a scene with his Mistress and Ms. Nikki Nefarious
Strap On Play Is Not Just A Fetish, It’s Fun!
Sub night
The Tea Party
A virgin does Thunder, part II
Weekend, part two: dancing
A Wicked Tease

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With A Firm Hand

And just who doesn’t love a good spanking?

My fondness for spanking began with a silly junior high school tradition called “Butt Week”.

It was just how it sounded; a whole week of horny teens and tweens smacking each other on the ass whenever opportunities arose.

We were precocious children.

And I’ve always loved asses. There’s nothing quite so primally beautiful as a pair of rounded cheeks. I’ve been known to goose my coworkers and friends, and I’m worse than a construction worker when it come to looking at asses on the street.

If you’re like me, and you love to pay homage to the ass every now and again, you will love this book.

The title is simply Spanked, and it’s the brainchild of the oh-so-spankable Rachel Kramer Bussel.

What’s it about? If you can’t figure it out by reading the title, watch this video:

The disciplinarians in this book wield their hands and other implements with such skill that their subjects moan, scream, cry and orgasm almost immediately on contact.

So far, my favorite is Tied Down by Andy Ohio (I’ve secretly always wanted to be strapped with a belt).

My advice; have your master, mistress, significant other, booty call on speed dial before you pick up this book.

You can get it here.

Also be sure to check out the Spanked blog for news interviews with the authors.

Spanked virtual book tour continues tomorrow on Life in Motion with Sparkle

Another Good Reason To Wrap It Up

This video is sad but boy does it drive the point home.

When Your Ex Reads Your Blog

I recently discovered that my ex boyfriend subscribes to this feed.

Hi A.

At first, I felt kinda funny about this.

It’s a complicated thing being a writer, especially without the cover of anonymity.

You’re tempted to censor yourself when you know that people you know, people you are close with or were once close with, will read what you write.

People act differently around you and toward you when they know there is a possiblity you’ll write about them.

Do you tailor your expression to make others comfortable?

Or do you stay true to your voice and your thoughts and your feelings no matter what?

No matter who you may piss off and who you may alienate?

Do you contantly issue disclaimers? Give a head’s up? Ask permission?

Case in point.

Chuck stumbled onto this post.

The post was complimentary enough. I didn’t go into great detail, but more than implied his sexual prowess.

What every guy wants to hear right?

But I called him an asshole in the comments.

He bristled. “I’m an asshole,” he asked, pretending to be wounded.

“You pissed me off the day I wrote that,” I answered.

“Oh. Well you should go back and write an addendum.”

But why should I?

It’s what I was feeling at the time. If I went back and said “ok folks, I take it back. Chuck’s not an asshole,” then I’m only cheating myself out of expressing what I want to express.

It was such a ridiculous request because no one knows Chuck. His identitity is know only to him and myself so it’s not like people are going to walk down the street pointing and say, “Look! there goes Chuck, the asshole!”

Not to mention that Chuck certainly does not have creative liscense over what I write. If he’s concerned about his online image, he should start his own blog.

And besides, I’m not wholly convinced that he’s not an asshole.The jury’s still out on that one.

I know that you leave yourself open for all kinds of shit when you put yourself out there, especially putting your business on the net where all the world can read.

But even so, this is my space. A safe space.

I’ll continue to write. People will continue to read.

Or not.

My advice: Don’t like what I’m saying? Don’t click through.