Outsource your sex life Part 2 (the extreme makeover edition)

by Desiree on January 25, 2008

I admit that I thought that scene in Bladerunner 

(when Harrison Ford violently and passionately makes out with the robot chick) was very hot.

I also admit that sometimes I feel cheated by futuristic movies like Bladerunner.

It’s the year 2008 already. Where are the flying cars? The push button houses?

Films like this certainly had me thinking the world would be a lot more… well… futuristic by now.

And then I came across and bit my tongue.

Well the upside is, you can now have everything you’ve always wanted in a man (and when you change your mind, you can change him too).

The downside is that he won’t exactly be a man, no matter how much he looks and acts like one (ahem, Bladerunner, and now I’m thinking all sorts of creepy thoughts that look like a cross between The Matrix

and a bad porno).

I for one hope I’m never that hard up.

And I wonder what this implies for the future of sex workers.

Could the world’s oldest profession actually be rendered obsolete?

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