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2008 New Years Sexual Resolutions

OK I know I’m a tad late on this one.

I’m really not big on the whole New Year’s resolution thing.

Working on self and life is a process and one that is best approached by taking baby steps.

At least that’s how it is for me.

I have some projects I’d like to see come to fruition this year.

But these haven’t been at the forefront of my mind the past couple days.

No, that would be sex.

My hormones have been positively raging since the breakup and I find myself feeling amorous at the most inopportune moments. And so in an effort to improve my sex life in the new year, (well after I get one of course- am I starting to sound bitter about this?) I’ve made some sexual resolutions.

1. Get some really nice new panties and sexy pajamas. Gives me an excuse to shop and I deserve to feel sexy, even and perhaps especially if there’s no man around.

2. Hold out longer. I know this sounds counterproductive because the idea is to have more sex but I’m focusing on quality not quantity. Sex is better when you really want a particular person and it is less so when you just cave in to biology and hop on the first available thing around.

3. Watch more porn. It inspires me. Ditto dirty books.

4. Get more comfortable with giving directions. A lover, after all, is just that and not a mind reader.

5. More butt play. This needs no explanation.

6. Get out more. This should have been first. Lovers don’t just show up at your doorstep (unless, of course, you order them).

7. Get some new toys. There are some higher end beauties I’ve been dying to try. No love like self love.

Have a happy, freaky, sexy,  kinky (but safe) New Year everyone!